martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

meistras:

bathsabbath:

homusexualmagi:

A thingy I thought might help someone. And it’s super easy mode.

     Dudes. Please. Don’t ever fucking put acrylic paint onto your skin. Even deco paint. Even watercolor, and never oils. Even if you mix it with skin safe paint. Don’t paint with your fingers without gloves. Don’t apply it like makeup. Even a small amount.That is absolutely not what it’s for. Ask any art student who’s had to sit through ten different Hazardous Material lectures.

    Seriously. I feel like I’m going to be shouting this from my death bed. Acrylic paints are not intended for use on skin, they can contain anything from Manganese, Cobalt, Cadmium, and even lead. Don’t do it.

    My friend has severe nerve damage from constantly painting with his fingers. The Tin-man practically died from this shit. Come onnnn. And now five thousand people are going to do this. Lord.

save a life and reblog so maybe those cosplayers won’t do this.

during the Renaissance, the Pope painted a child gold for a festival. The child died.

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

retr0philia:

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

and I thought the shrek one was bad

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

so, you’re not dead. and a happy new year! 

how do you give a bj
Asked by Anonymous

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

Reblog if you’re a girl and you DON’T shave your arm hair (not armpit hair)

quiixotical:

blakryu:

maydayparadez:

shut-up-karen:

It’s for a project. I want to see how many girls don’t do this.

Why should girls even shave their arm hair?

I’d understand the armpit cause sometimes it feels icky but the arm? like, what?

who the FUCK shaves their arm

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

modfarm:

A Bacon-Powered Motorcycle Is Cruising Your Way

Everyone’s favorite cured meat has found new life as an eco-friendly, Hormel-sponsored biofuel

Okay I never reblog things out of the Tumblr Radar, but look at this. LOOK AT IT. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. PLUS, BACON POWERED MOTORCYCLE? WTF??? THIS IS THE FUTURE