sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

This does not work in Australia.

mydrunkkitchen:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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Mine tells a story

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER ISΒ BLOCKING HIS FACEΒ I AM DYING

troyethesexynugget:

obsessedwhat:

yuletidesexual:

thomas-tom-daley:

Whoa this deserve a reblog

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Thank you

Reason number 102747103088 why Josh is amazing

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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In “Liam Dryden Is My Favorite” news…

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

roboprinceaux:

talking about ur fav character likeΒ 

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